"Who in the flaming fuck is Aaron Ekhart? Is he the guy with the really big dick on that HBO show Hung? No? Are you sure? He sure looks like that guy. Well if he ain’t that guy, how in the hell did he get billed over Jennifer Aniston in the latest romantic comedy? I mean Aniston’s the most famous woman in the whole god damned world."

Bob Calhoun, What would Joan Crawford do? in Open Salon